Battle of the text editors on QDB

The decisive victory of vi over emacs in Google Trends being deceptive (whatever one thinks of the various text editors, it cannot be believed that the film Rocky VI has anything to say about any of them), one must turn to another source. Since I am addicted to QDB anyway, why not check what the fine folks who submit quotes there think of the two editors? Thus: emacs vs. vi ¹.

¹ I agree with the now-exhausted (from link-clicking) reader who opines that these quotes have little to offer in the way of deciding the ages-old struggle, but hope that he or she at least got a laugh from them, as I did.