La première partie: I wish I was angry.
La deuxième partie: It's "were", you fucking cock muncher. Use the correct subjunctive mood. You live in America, where we go to school. Learn something, you ignorant twatwaffle.
La troisième partie: Thanks! :-)
It reminds me of another one, from the same Toronto restaurant in which I saw the "It looked so nice out ..." graffito related earlier:
Insult me, please.UPDATE 11 August 2006: I was back at the Rendezvous Café today, and noticed to my regret that, apparently, the second and third parts of the three-part quote related above were actually written by the same person. Naturally, this makes the exchange much less funny. Oh, well.
Damn, now I can't.