Envy

Perhaps it is just that I have had my expectations lowered by the clever headlines with which such newspapers as Chicago Tribune spin-off Red Eye decorate their front pages ('Super Manny!' cried a recent headline on the apparently front-page worthy trend of men who work as nannies -- heroes all of them, naturally, unlike, one presumes, the women who do the same job, because, come on, 'Womanny' isn't even funny), but I think I could die a happy man if I had come up with a title as sublimely wonderful as Horsemen of the Œsophagus, a recent book on competitive eating.